Oh, best day ever.

What a day. First I go for a walk (I had a lot on my mind this morning) and catch Romeo hugging a tree for dear life crying his eyes out. When I tried to go talk to him he ran away from me like a bat from the sun. Anyway I had no time for him, if he wanted to talk he would, so I continued my walk only to find some of our servants throwing blows in the middle of the town with some Capulet servants. Really guys can we not go through one day without a fight between our families? I went to go break it up with my trusty sword but that fiery arrogant idiot Tybalt came and started a fight with me. ME! So instead of ending the fight like I planned I was drawn into it. I was stopped by the Prince's threat on our lives if we tried duking it out in his city again. Afterward Romeo came out of hiding long enough to tell me that that chick Rosaline, who he is "so in love with," decided to be a Nun. Really he's wallowing over that? I bet if we go crash the Capulet's party tonight he'll see girls more beautiful than her. Matter of fact I think we'll do just that. Let's go see what Mercutio is doing tonight.